The taming of the shrewd

Hmm.. possible problems with online posts. Fine if it's about me personally, bad if it reflects on other things.

What's an angry girl to do? Can't kill them (though perhaps a freak accident with the photocopier can be arranged) and can't ask them to delete them as then they'll start getting all feisty and it'll all get worse.

Am being paranoid. Surely no-one reads this stuff... but where does it stop and who can I go and cry to?

Stop it now, you're being stupid. Go and tell them that they're too shrewd and to play nicely.