Thanksgiving

Well, it's Thanksgiving. I was here (visiting) last year and managed to upset a whole table of people by offering my 'radical European view' on Israel and Palestine (I only said that they couldn't view every Palestinian as a terrorist), anyhow this year I am more experienced and know not to:

1. Comment on Israel / Palestine
2. Say ANYTHING about World War II
3. Generally avoid history. And not ask anything about people's jobs, ages, relationships or beliefs.

I plan on just getting drunk, shouting random words then passing out. That way I can't upset anyone, surely?