If love is blind...

Why do men have a fascination with lingerie? No, please don't answer that. And why is so much expensive stuff just too reminiscent of the Rocky Horror Show? I can almost hear Tim Curry's voice whenever I'm in the inappropriately-biologically-named posh shop 'Second Skin'*.

* They could get away with 'Fourth Skin' as it being the fourth layer on top of the epidermis, dermis, and subcutaneous fat** But 'second'...don't these people have an 'O' level in Biology between them??

** I take that back. For some customers they could name the shop 'Third Skin' as they seem to be missing a subcutaneous fat layer, poor lambs.