Conga at LSE turns into £30,000 riot

Not sure whether to even believe this. The LSE? The conga? Is somebody somewhere taking the piss?

Then again, I can understand that if you try to force a few hundred people with half a brain (each, not between them) do the conga then a riot is very likely to ensue. Perhaps it was Black Lace's version and to be followed up with a round of 'Agadoo' then 'Superman'. In which case they got off lightly with only £30,000 of damage.

Was determined to have a very early night tonight. Gone horribly wrong: Gordon Gekko, it's *all* your fault. You yuppie types are all the same: your talk of devil-worshipping therapists; your inability to understand thigh spreads (not what it sounds like) and your repertoire of bad party tricks - while swigging pink champagne all night. *Honestly*.