Danger: Accident-prone girl on the loose

So far today I have:

- Smashed a pint glass* and cut my foot while getting ready for work;
- Walked into a door in my flat (that wouldn't open properly as there is so much cardboard from the IKEA wardrobe in my hallway);
- Lost my debit card and my credit card;
- spilt coffee in my lap.

And it's only 8.15am. It's going to be one of those days...

* I know. I knew it was going to happen - one of those thoughts you have to yourself ("I had better move that glass that's balancing on that edge there or I'll knock it over" - but you don't and you do.)